QUINNHey Babe-a-licious, I’m back! Also, don’t hate me. But I sent Brad a package guaranteeing he’d meet you for a date! I know, I know none of my business . . . but seriously, he needed a push and it was easier to do while I was out of the country. You can yell at me for it later. Clearly, you’re no longer mad. #Winning.
KARLIQuinn! Girlfriend, I’ve missed you. Um . . . what package and note? I’m not meeting Brad for a date, what are you talking about?
QUINNMaybe he didn’t get it yet? How long does USPS take to send a red racy G-string? I included coordinates for Beans or Bust. You’re welcome.
KARLII’m going to kill you! Where did you send it?
QUINNUmmmm to his apartment, sweet cheeks…where else? 264 Hudson
KARLIQUINN! He’s 246 not 264!!! Hopefully whoever got it returned it to sender.
QUINNWell, then. No return details included and addressed it to Hot Stuff—in keeping with the theme. This just got a whole lot more interesting. Feel like an adventure? ;-)
KARLILord, I already know I’m going to regret this.