The Charming Checklist
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Heatherly Bell
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Chapter One
Tonight seemed like the perfect night for Max Del Toro to find a wife.
On Friday, the Salty Dog Bar & Grill in Charming, Texas, was fairly empty, not unusual for mid-October on the Gulf Coast. Most of the summer tourists were gone and only the locals were left. He took a seat on an empty bar stool and simply nodded in Cole Kinsella’s direction, holding up his index finger.
Within seconds Cole plunked his usual IPA in front of him. “You’re a little dressed up. You have that date tonight, right?”
Cole, his best friend and business partner at the Salty Dog, was more curious than most about his personal life. Max didn’t mind. They went far back, to their days as part of an elite SEALs team.
Max took a pull of his beer. He happened to be wearing his best suit, and a lot of faith. “With any luck, I might find the future Mrs. DT tonight.”
“Don’t get your hopes up.” Cole gave the bar a wipe.
Coming from a man who’d recently been reunited with his first love, that seemed ironic. Max had given Cole and Valerie Villanueva long odds, and yet they were now planning a spring wedding. Max figured Cole beat the odds, so why couldn’t he?
“Seems shortsighted of you,” Max said.
“Why? I never had the best luck with blind dates. Who has? I mean, c’mon!”
That might be true if Max hadn’t done the legwork. This wasn’t technically a blind date. He’d put in the hard nights, filling out those ridiculous online questionnaires. Favorite color, music, food, wine. Beach or woods? Ocean or lake? Exhausting work, all of it. He’d rather climb Mount Kilimanjaro or swim to Galveston. He didn’t see what his favorite color had to do with anything, but he’d put his trust in these services. One of them reported a 99.9 percent rate of success. Those were damn good odds.
“Not a blind date. I’ve done my homework.”
Max would approach finding the perfect wife in the same way that he did anything in his life. With a plan, a road map and high odds for success. For a kid who’d come from the strawberry-picking fields of Watsonville, California, to become a savvy businessman, planning was everything. At thirty-four, it was time to settle down and find a wife. He’d approach this goal the same way he’d achieved all of his success: by doing more than expected of him. He’d signed up for every single one of these services and had dates lined up for six months. But it shouldn’t take that long to find the right woman.
“You haven’t heard any of the horror stories?”
“Of course I have. Probably from people who didn’t approach this as analytically as I have.”
“That’s one way of lookin’ at it,” Cole muttered.
The door opened and Max turned to see Ava Long, president of the Chamber of Commerce, make her way to the bar. Blonde and beautiful, she had an ass that should be declared the eighth wonder of the world. Again, as he did nearly every day of the week, Max pushed aside the attraction. They were friends and it would be best not to mess with that, tempting though she was.
“Hi, Cole! Oh, hey there, Max,” she added almost as an afterthought. “Hey, is Valerie working tonight?”
As always, she had the enthusiasm of Christmas Day. Bright. Merry. A friend to everyone. She hugged Valerie every time she saw her, which was just about daily. As usual, she wore every color under the rainbow. Why not, when one of them might get their feelings hurt. Pink, purple and green top. Blue slacks with white stripes. Black-and-white-checkered high tops.
The rest of Ava, her personality, was a little hard for Max to take in anything but small doses.
“Nah, gave her the night off. She’s at home with Sub,” Cole said.
Submarine, known as Sub, was Cole’s loyal Labrador retriever. He’d become the bar’s mascot and usually lounged in the back office whenever both Cole and Valerie pulled a shift.
“I have a little announcement to make,” Ava said.
“Go ahead.” Cole waved in the direction of their customers.
She moved to the middle of the room that divided the bar from the small open dining area.
“Attention, everyone!” She clapped her hands, waved and waited for everyone to hush. “As you all know, the holiday food drive is in full swing! The Chamber is spearheading the event again and we’ve got barrels all over the city. Let’s fill them up this year so that they’re overflowing this holiday! The low-income families and the needy in Charming will thank you. Nonperishables only!”
How about that, she even made being low income and needy sound joyful. Max remembered being on the other side of that coin. Hiding behind his parents as they accepted all the well-meant charity from strangers. He’d come a long way from those less-than-pleasant memories, from those times when he’d been the charity case that wore hand-me-downs.
Well, he wasn’t going to think about that now.
When she rejoined them, Max reached for his wallet, and pulled out two hundred-dollar bills and handed them to her. “I don’t have any canned food in the house.”
“Thank you, Max,” she said, staring at the bills. “You’re more than generous.”
“You’re welcome.” He shrugged. “Figured you could do the shopping.”
“I love shopping!”
Again, with all the enthusiasm. The joy. She might not realize that some of the people on the receiving end of charity didn’t find their situation particularly joyous. He understood this better than most.
Max stood, not finishing the rest of his drink. “I’m out of here.”
He’d made reservations for his date with Grace Fitzpatrick at Le Oranguan, the expensive and swanky restaurant on the rooftop of The Lookout, the only hotel in Charming. He’d come prepared for a G-rated evening with a woman he wanted to get to know better. If Max wanted sex, he could find that easily enough. But for the past year, he’d been in training to be someone’s husband. Therefore, he’d deprived himself of the casual companionship of women. It was time to get serious. Go deep.
At least on paper, he and Grace were a perfect match. She was a graduate of Columbia University in New York, summa cum laude, currently in Texas working on her doctorate in mathematics. Thirty-two, and never married, she enjoyed cooking, her favorite color was blue and she wanted four children. Max preferred the color black, he enjoyed eating more so than cooking, but he also wanted four children. He wanted each of those four children to have the best start in life, with two educated and highly professional parents who could give them the best of everything.
Max had taken care of his half. He was educated, successful and a long way from the picking fields of Watsonville. The fact that some women found him good-looking, but a little emotionally stunted, was of no concern to him now. He’d work on that, since he had literally everything else to offer a woman.
Tonight he expected an evening full of stimulating topics and discussion. He wanted an interesting and sophisticated woman who would challenge him intellectually. The picture Grace posted was a flattering one but looks weren’t as important long-term. She hit every one of his requirements out of the ballpark when it came to background and education. Now he needed to learn more about her personality. Her beauty should be more than skin-deep.
Oh, he wasn’t a snob, not him, but he simply didn’t want his children to work as hard as he had. And if he were going to eventually grow the Salty Dog Bar & Grill into a chain restaurant, as he hoped, it would be nice to have a wife who would be comfortable in high society and throwing a first-class dinner party for his colleagues by having all the right contacts.
He’d determined not to get deeply involved or connected to anyone until everything else was lined up perfectly. Until he found someone who he could spend the rest of his life with. He could not and would not be derailed from his goal. Max arrived early so he could scope out the area and make sure their table location was perfect. He also preferred to sit with no one to his back, but that was a holdover from his navy SEAL days, and his only real quirk.
“Right this way Mr. Del Toro,” the maître d’ said, and then waving to the table, “Is everything to your satisfaction?”
He gave the table a quick perusal and glanced at his nautical wristwatch. “Yes, perfect, thank you. My date will be arriving shortly.”
“I’ll send her right over.”
This shouldn’t take long. Max figured if the first date was a good connection, as he hoped, they wouldn’t have to linger over dinner. No need to be tempted to get physical too fast if there was a serious attraction. He’d just schedule another date, this time on the beach, so he could see how she handled a little sand and surf.
Grace waltzed in right on time, as beautiful as her photo, and he unkinked his shoulders. Cole made Max think that maybe someone else might show up. But this was the same woman in the photo. Tall, brunette, slender. They would make beautiful children.
He rose to greet her and offered his hand. “I’m Max.”
“You’re just like your photo!” She went hand to chest and gently sat when he pulled out her chair. “You have no idea how many of these dates I’ve been on, and no one looks like their photo.”
“That’s a shame. Why would anyone waste their time like that? It’s completely illogical.” He sat and snapped his menu shut. “Should we order?”
“Nothing for me,” she said. “I don’t eat.”
“You don’t eat.”
Now, that was a lie. If she didn’t eat, she’d be dead by now. Max supposed that was a ridiculous way to avoid chewing in front of him and she lost points for that.
“Not after six,” she added.
“I’m sorry, you should have said something.”
“Well, you know what? I’ll have a green salad.”
Max ordered for both of them and was pleasantly surprised at the flow of conversation. He asked questions about her work and she answered them without hesitation. Best of all, the entire time she remained cool and collected. Smooth. Her personality and temperament were even and subdued. Hard to rattle her, he had to assume. Very nice. He could listen to her talk for hours, which he realized he would have to do if they were eventually married. Yeah. This could work.
She reached for his hand. “Max, you don’t talk much, but I think this is going well. Do you agree?”
“I agree. We should schedule another time to meet.”
As an added bonus, he didn’t find himself having to restrain any physical impulses with this woman. This would make it easier to get to know each other. Of course, if the physical attraction didn’t work itself out later, that could be a problem. But he refused to think about that now. There was no reason he shouldn’t be attracted to Grace, who was a beautiful woman.
“Would you excuse me a minute?”
She was gone longer than Max would have thought likely for the restroom, and he began to wonder if she’d walked out on him. It would be the first time it had ever happened to him. Usually he walked out first, when emotions got too heated and complicated. But even if it had been over a decade since he’d felt the shame of not being good enough, a sliver of alarm rolled through him. This was not what he’d signed up for.
When she came back, she seemed a little flushed. “I never do this.”
“You never do what?”
“Take a chance like this one.” She removed a room key from her purse and didn’t meet his eyes. “I got us a room for the night. Max, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever met.”
He blinked. Of all the things he expected, this was the last. “Uh, thanks—”
“I hope I’m not being too aggressive, but a woman in my profession just doesn’t meet men who look like you. And I’m a modern woman with needs. Know what I mean? What do you say?”
Damn. Something a little like relief rolled through him, like the time he thought he’d blown the officer’s exam, only to find he’d had the highest score in years. But this was certainly an unexpected turn of events. He really liked Grace, but he wanted to check out who else might be out there, and it seemed unfair to sleep with her and then move on. That’s not what this was about. From now on, he would save himself for his future wife.
When he didn’t respond for several seconds, she licked her lips and palmed his thigh. “I hope I haven’t ruined things between us now.”
And then the scariest thought of all suddenly hit Max: he did not want to sleep with this woman! This didn’t make sense, as she was beautiful, not crazy, and he should at least be tempted. He was tempted every time he saw Ava, after all, and she was wrong for him on every level.
“Not at all,” Max lied. “But I have other plans tonight. I’ll call you.”
